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From the spokesman who brought us the ‘Sham WOW!’, ladies and gentleman, here is the ‘Slap Chop’.
"We’re gonna make America skinnier one slap at a time!"
"Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life."
"You’re gonna love my nuts."
"You see this onion? It’s making me cry. Life’s sad enough as it is, you wanna stop cryin’?"